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Roommate's Voracious Diet
Roomie! I was hoping you and I could have a chat. As you know, when you first moved in it was because I couldn’t afford this place. I’ve been able to save some cash and I don’t need a roommate anymore! I really do like you, but I value my privacy even more. How have I been saving cash? Well, I’ve been…eating differently. I don’t want you to freak out when you hear the details. Are you sure you want to know? I’ve been on a diet I heard about online called The V Diet and it means that I’m…eating people. It’s helped me cut back on grocery bills a lot and now I'm feeling a lot more financially secure. I think there might be fewer options for your future! You could tell anyone now that you know my secret. If you hadn't been so nosey about my business, you could've left here. I can’t help but lick my lips just thinking about what you might taste like…and it's giving me a bit of an appetite! Enough talking…my belly is growling in hunger and it's time for me to devour you!
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