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Constipation Farts
I’ve been crazy constipated the last few hours, and i know it’s because of my diet! but all i ate was a few slices of pizza, a pulled pork sandwich and a burrito with extra beans. i honestly couldn’t tell if i had to go number 2 or if it was just gas. so i sat down in my room, door closed and locked so that my roommate can’t hear me farting up a storm! after after i let one fart out, i realized he must’ve fell asleep on my seat again! that fart hit him right in the face! i was so embarrassed, but i couldn’t get up and look him in the face! i dug my own grave, an now i have to lay in it! or rather sit on it in this case. i feel really bad, my roomates so nice, an now he’s about to get blasted over and over again with horrendous smelling farts! moist, juicy, diabolical farts!
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