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Describing My Spicy, Cheesy Loads While Sitting on the Toilet
I've been reading and replying to e-mails all morning, drinking coffee and suppressing the need to pee. i eventually have to give in and rush to the bathroom to relieve myself. first i pee, then i stay on the toilet to see if i can release. i talk about how i've made myself constipated by eating spicy, cheesy enchiladas two days ago. i let out some big, gassy farts. i give a detailed description of the way they feel coming out of my asshole, and the way they smell. after a lot of straining and waiting around, i'm finally able to release a load. you can hear the crackling sound of the spicy, cheesy load shooting out of my ass. i talk about how satisfying it feels to relieve my constipation, and how strong the smell is! i wipe and show you the brown, liquid streaks on the toilet paper. then i give you a look inside the toilet bowl so you can see my sloppy load!
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