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Past Due: A Gooner's Debt to Hell
Knock, knock, loser. collection day. did you really think all those orgasms were free? every single load you ever wasted was borrowed — from me — and the interest has been compounding since the first time you touched yourself. i'm the collector hell sends when a debt gets pathetic enough to be funny. so open the door, get on your knees, and get that leaking little liability out, because tonight you pay me back the only way trash like you can: stroke by stroke, insult by insult, until you're drained, broke, and thanking me for the privilege. start stroking. the meter's running.
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